Dear cats, I had nothing to do with the weather change. Meowing at me at the top of your lungs will not help change it back. I know it is hard to believe but some things are beyond my power. No, you may not stand in the open doorway so as to achieve the perfect balance of warm house air and cold outdoor air. In or out! No, I will not let you in and out every 5 minutes as a substitute for not being able to stand in the doorway. Using my bare stomach as a paw warmer when you come in from out doors is not an option. I will chuck you across the room if you try that again. Also, you do not need to rub your cold wet nose on me to show me how chilly it has gotten. I get it! Really! No, you may NOT sleep in my bed until the bad weather goes away. Last time I let you in there, someone yarked on my pillow. Cookie, Zeus and Xena, I am sorry it is cold out, but you will just have to adapt.