And then the fight started...

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by mjdtexan, Dec 31, 2008.

  1. mjdtexan

    mjdtexan Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 30, 2008
    Houston(ish)
    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, what's on TV? I said, Dust.

    And then the fight started.

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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
    anniversary. She said, I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds. I bought her a scale.

    And then the fight started
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    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...

    And then the fight started....

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    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
    'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
    drinking right after we split up many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
    'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
    celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started...
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    I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

    And then the fight started...
     
  2. dixiechick

    dixiechick Chillin' With My Peeps

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