Anybody have any anti yahoo spray?

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Steve_of_sandspoultry, May 13, 2011.

  1. delete
     
    Last edited: Jul 20, 2011

  2. babymakes6

    babymakes6 Gifted

    5,832
    25
    278
    Feb 24, 2009
    far west Ohio
    Sorry, cain't hep ya thar! I's skeered of anything but them thar reg'lar turkeys! [​IMG]
     
  3. Spookwriter

    Spookwriter Crowing

    4,421
    222
    271
    Feb 23, 2010
    Ohio
    Work it...

    Come on, work it out...

    Just go with it. Give a spiel about the incredible amount of trouble
    you had importing these eggs from England, about how they were
    eggs from the Queen's personal flock, the most royal of turkeys.

    Do not forget to raise the price on them.

    True royal turkeys are hard to come by...
     
  4. Quote:[​IMG] I spit my coffee on that one. Hee heee
     

  5. ARose4Heaven

    ARose4Heaven Songster

    992
    8
    146
    Apr 16, 2009
    Flippin, AR
    And don't furgit that any thang whats royal is perple or bloo! Them thar's gotta be the bloo blood variety! Makes em so much more valuable, don't cha know?
     
  6. ARose4Heaven

    ARose4Heaven Songster

    992
    8
    146
    Apr 16, 2009
    Flippin, AR
    Here ya ar. This here is what me DH the Computer god uses on all thos pesky thangs that git in yer way.



    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: May 13, 2011
  7. Bear Spray might work..
     

  8. hennyannie

    hennyannie Songster

    Mar 12, 2011
    North Carolina
    Quote:He has a point here, what with the wedding still on the mind and all..............
     
  9. Spookwriter

    Spookwriter Crowing

    4,421
    222
    271
    Feb 23, 2010
    Ohio
    It is all in how you market your product.

    Being it's North Carolina, selling Royal Turkeys should be fairly
    easy, at an inflated price even.

    Just be ready with your knowledge of the rare royal bird of England.

    For instance....

    Did you know that there has been a royal flock since the reign of King Henry the 8th?

    Every pillow in the Palace is handstuffed with turkey feathers?

    The Queen made a gift of their own royal flock to the new couple, Kate & the prince?

    The biggest turkey is always known as Prince Charles?

    Only the henettes (english hens) are served at formal dinners, because the meat has
    a better flavor.


    See? Just be ready with your facts, no one would dare question your knowledge.


    Who else here has more "knowledgeable facts" about Steve's Royal Turkeys?
     

  10. hennyannie

    hennyannie Songster

    Mar 12, 2011
    North Carolina
    Quote:[​IMG] I spit my coffee on that one. Hee heee

    We can forget drinking anything when spook gets going!!!! Maybe Steve should tell them he went to wedding and has pics of the parent stock in Hyde park.
     

BackYard Chickens is proudly sponsored by