Apparently you can’t die of embarrassment..

Im starting to think our chickens are doing this for spite! Were you wearing polka dots somewhere? That seems to be the clothing of choice when “getting caught” lol (or complete nakedness 😂)
I was in a pair of gray flannel pajamas with big white snowflakes in a pair of yellow chicken muck boots. It was humiliating!
 
I was in a pair of gray flannel pajamas with big white snowflakes in a pair of yellow chicken muck boots. It was humiliating!
Wait wait wait! I just thought of one from a couple years ago. Let me preface this by saying I had just watched a YouTube video about layering while wearing dresses to stay warm. Supposed to keep you warmer than wearing pants. So I bought a dress of heavier weighted material, was trying it on when I heard my ups man pull up. I pulled on boots and coat and went to get the packages (it was Christmas time, so I wanted to get them in before my kids seen anything). Off I go going down my ICY driveway and slipped. Then slid. All the way down to the ups truck, with my dress ruffled up around me. The driver, literally caught me, to stop my skid. I was so embarrassed and to pour salt on the wound as I was thanking him, and walking back, I FELL AGAIN! Face planted into my holly bush. Needless to say I never wore that dress, and threw those boots in the trash.
Thanks oh so much for unlocking that memory.
 
I can empathise with concerns re coyotes and any other predators. After constructing what I thought was a snake-proof, rat-proof hut, that contains an elevated coop, we lost 2 x 12 week-old pullets to a 7 foot (2.1 metre) Carpet Python a week ago. These were Suffolk/Bantam hybrids, but no idea of what the bantam breed was. With four 2 week-old 'hatched at home' Black Australorp chickens (feathering up quite quickly) and in their brooder, we are going over the hut/cage with a 'fine-tooth comb' to ensure our next generation of chickens never face that fate. We are hoping the quickly feathering up (particularly tails) is a sign that we have pullets. Our first incubator hatched flock of 5 were 100% cockerels. Interestingly, we never had multiple cockerels crowing (the first stared at 10 weeks) at the same time. Sort of like a pecking order. As we gave each cockerel away another chicken would start crowing, until we were left with a 14-week old who started crowing. One issue is that we obviously had no pullets to compare hackle feathers, combs, wattles, etc. We decided to advertise our last cockerel at 16 weeks of age and a couple who were gifted five laying hens purchased him. He is a partial blue, so not jet-black. Would love to have kept him, as he was the friendliest of all, but we are not in a rural environment and neighbours need to be considered.
 

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Hmmm.. if regular clothes are too embarrassing to wear at inopportune times...
Time to wear a chicken onesie
What bird y'all dressing up as (if you could choose)
Well wearing a onesie would help in covering the most important bits. And keeping them covered!
Can big bird be a choice? If not I choose a frizzled Cochin, that’s style!
 
Well wearing a onesie would help in covering the most important bits. And keeping them covered!
Can big bird be a choice? If not I choose a frizzled Cochin, that’s style!
For sure, Big Bird counts
(As would the dinos in jurassic park, right?)
I'm sure we can make anything count as a bird if we go back far enough.
Goats are bird cousins, right?
 
I can empathise with concerns re coyotes and any other predators. After constructing what I thought was a snake-proof, rat-proof hut, that contains an elevated coop, we lost 2 x 12 week-old pullets to a 7 foot (2.1 metre) Carpet Python a week ago. These were Suffolk/Bantam hybrids, but no idea of what the bantam breed was. With four 2 week-old 'hatched at home' Black Australorp chickens (feathering up quite quickly) and in their brooder, we are going over the hut/cage with a 'fine-tooth comb' to ensure our next generation of chickens never face that fate. We are hoping the quickly feathering up (particularly tails) is a sign that we have pullets. Our first incubator hatched flock of 5 were 100% cockerels. Interestingly, we never had multiple cockerels crowing (the first stared at 10 weeks) at the same time. Sort of like a pecking order. As we gave each cockerel away another chicken would start crowing, until we were left with a 14-week old who started crowing. One issue is that we obviously had no pullets to compare hackle feathers, combs, wattles, etc. We decided to advertise our last cockerel at 16 weeks of age and a couple who were gifted five laying hens purchased him. He is a partial blue, so not jet-black. Would love to have kept him, as he was the friendliest of all, but we are not in a rural environment and neighbours need to be considered.
Where are you located?
I’m in the states, and would DIE if I seen a python. My little black snakes are too much for me. Also I would like to advocate: any where that has snakes bigger than a person, roosters should be allowed!
 
For sure, Big Bird counts
(As would the dinos in jurassic park, right?)
I'm sure we can make anything count as a bird if we go back far enough.
Goats are bird cousins, right?
I’m a believer that chickens (birds) “evolved” from dinosaurs. I think anyone who has come up on a broody hen would agree!
 
I can empathise with concerns re coyotes and any other predators. After constructing what I thought was a snake-proof, rat-proof hut, that contains an elevated coop, we lost 2 x 12 week-old pullets to a 7 foot (2.1 metre) Carpet Python a week ago. These were Suffolk/Bantam hybrids, but no idea of what the bantam breed was. With four 2 week-old 'hatched at home' Black Australorp chickens (feathering up quite quickly) and in their brooder, we are going over the hut/cage with a 'fine-tooth comb' to ensure our next generation of chickens never face that fate. We are hoping the quickly feathering up (particularly tails) is a sign that we have pullets. Our first incubator hatched flock of 5 were 100% cockerels. Interestingly, we never had multiple cockerels crowing (the first stared at 10 weeks) at the same time. Sort of like a pecking order. As we gave each cockerel away another chicken would start crowing, until we were left with a 14-week old who started crowing. One issue is that we obviously had no pullets to compare hackle feathers, combs, wattles, etc. We decided to advertise our last cockerel at 16 weeks of age and a couple who were gifted five laying hens purchased him. He is a partial blue, so not jet-black. Would love to have kept him, as he was the friendliest of all, but we are not in a rural environment and neighbours need to be considered.
=/ that's awful, I'm sorry

Any time a big snake story comes up, I think either Florida or Australia
Might be one of the most frightening predators for people raising chickens (any small animals, I guess)
 

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