Apples and wine...

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  1. BettyR

    BettyR Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Apples and wine…

    Women are like apple on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy to get. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

    Now men…men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
     
  2. 77horses

    77horses ◊The Spontaneous Pullet!◊

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  3. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
    dang woman! [​IMG]
     
  4. lex381

    lex381 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    so true... so true... [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  5. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
    every time i see this thread, i laugh! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  6. SmartyChick

    SmartyChick An Official Milkmaid

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  7. Bantimna

    Bantimna Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] Thanks for giving me a laugh for the day!
     

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