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Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by StupidBird, May 22, 2010.

  1. StupidBird

    StupidBird Songster

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    Recently I am seeing too many amazing ads on Craigslist Atlanta regarding chickens. Need to share, Here's the latest:

    BIG OL MEAN GIANT CHICKENS (HAMPTON)
    Date: 2010-05-22, 2:38PM EDT
    Reply to: see below

    I HAVE THREE BIG MEAN CHICKENS. MY MOTHER-N-LAW GAVE US THREE CHICKS ABOUT 4 MONTHS AGO.THESE THING GOT BIG AND MEAN.I WILL NOT GIVE THEM TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE KIDS THEY KILLED AND ATE MY PIT BULL DOZER.THEY ATTACK ME ALL THE TIME I AM COVERD IN CUTS SOMTIMES I SLEEP IN MY TRUCK SO I DO NOT HAVE TO TRY AND GET IN THE HOUSE.THESE XXXXXX CAN HEAR ME PULLING UP TO MY YARD AND THEY HIDE IN THE WOODS AND JUMP ME BRING A GUN OR SOME HELP PLEASE.ANIMAL CONTROL WILL NOT COME BACK THOSE SOB PUT ONE OF THEM IN THE ER.
    770-233-2600 IF NO ANSER LV MSG THIS IS MY WORK # I JUST CANT GO HOME ANYMORE

    * Location: HAMPTON
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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  2. greenfamilyfarms

    greenfamilyfarms Big Pippin'

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    Holy Moley! If that is true, those would already be in a hole in the ground. Why would something else want them for goodness sakes?
     
  3. StupidBird

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    Geez, found another! Right around the corner from me, how can I resist? I was thinking that MSOB was some breeder's designation...

    Beautiful Buff Orpington Rooster (MSOB) - $20 (Loganville)
    Date: 2010-05-12, 1:40PM EDT
    Reply to: see below

    My son (9yrs old) has a Pure breed Buff Orpington Rooster that he would like to sell. He is very big and colorful EXTREMELY protective of the hens. He is asking $20.00 OBO. He has to go!!! But I cant lie to you it has to be the meanest SOB I have ever seen. My opinion best suited for the frying pan but would be a great watch dog for hens that are running lose. Call 770-842-4005. We are in Loganville. Will sell less if picked up today. Just don't tell him

    * Location: Loganville
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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  4. StupidBird

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    I can only think some one is bored and being funny. I mean, REALLY???
     
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  6. lex381

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    Rofl
     
  7. Jkioneil

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    That would be horrible! is that for real? time for the stew pot! makes me want to go home and cuddle my chickens
     

  8. RAWR

    RAWR Songster

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    who wants to know?
    to me sounds like Christmas Dinner, Appatizer, and Lunch [​IMG]
     
  9. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] That is just hilarious. We had a flock of wild turkeys take refuse in the tree in our front yard and they were so mean the 2 weeks they stayed we had to have someone with a broom escort us to and from our cars in the drive. . .he might have exaggerated but anyone who has been flogged a couple of times know how mean they can be. The pit bull was a little hard to swallow . . .would have to add a little water to that, unless it was a puppy, but it was still hilarious~~~
     
  10. A.T. Hagan

    A.T. Hagan Don't Panic

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    Gosh darn it! I TOLD that woman they were NOT to be free ranged! AND she violated her non-distribution agreement! Dang, they're probably wild as all get out now. I hate that dang three-inch magnum buckshot...
     
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