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Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by OwlLover, Dec 28, 2013.

  1. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    Owlkins knows the answers to all your problems. Ask away here!
     

  2. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    For example:

    If you need to remove pencil drawings from the wall, get some crayons and scribble over them.
     
  3. crazyaboutchickens

    crazyaboutchickens Live Long And Prosper

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    How about if I need to get crayon drawings off a wall?
     
  4. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    Get some dynamite and light the crayon drawings up. Problem solved.
     
  5. ClucksAndPeeps

    ClucksAndPeeps Songster

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    How do you make my dog go to his bed without actually asking him to go to his bed?
     
  6. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    Get out a chainsaw and chase him around until he goes to his bed. Problem solved.
     
  7. ClucksAndPeeps

    ClucksAndPeeps Songster

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    Wrong. Ask "Howie, do you want to go outside?"
     

  8. NinjaRooster

    NinjaRooster Crowing

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    How do I fix an electrical problem?
     
  9. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    Take a bucket of water and hurl it onto the offending electrical socket, wire, terminal, or generator. Problem solved.
     
    Last edited: Dec 29, 2013
  10. NinjaRooster

    NinjaRooster Crowing

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    hehehehe :clap

    Ok, how do I properly freeze water?
     

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