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Got Pheasants? Nessia
11 Years
Aug 6, 2008
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This was an email I received moments ago!!!


If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This
is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana .

He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an
E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2
FM in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.

Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all .

Befor! e I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore ! you with a few technicalities of my job.

Omit my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to
the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.

So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.

It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is
taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and
I've used it several times with no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose
and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit
with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.&nbs! p;&! nbsp;
With in a few seconds my butt started to burn .. I pulled the hose out
from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what
had happened.

The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
couldn't stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate

When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding
the jellyfis! h into the crack of my butt.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with
Five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes
before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompress
ion. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass
helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of
laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.

The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'

Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad
day?

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!

Pass this on to all your friends, just in case they're having a ba! d
day!!!
 

NancyDz

Songster
11 Years
Oct 9, 2008
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Dutch Flat, CA
too funny, one of the things they do to lessen the sting of jelly fish is pee on the area... I thought this was gonna say that when he got up there they all peed on him too .. that woulda really made his day!

Thanks for the laugh!


Nancy
 

conny63malies

Crowing
11 Years
Mar 22, 2008
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Annetta Kentucky
i usually have a funny comment for everything, but im speechless right now.
but on the other hand atleast the jellyfish didnt get at hold of the front part.
 

silentrunning

Songster
11 Years
Jan 18, 2009
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Venice, Florida
I don't think the jellyfish was having such a great day either. Here he was just swimming along minding his own business when all of a sudden he gets sucked up, boiled, shoved thru a garden hose and crammed up someones backside. Yup - I'd say that qualifies as a bad day too.
 

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