Bad day!!!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by GPN, Mar 10, 2009.

  1. GPN

    GPN Got Pheasants? Nessia

    Aug 6, 2008
    Snead, Alabama
    This was an email I received moments ago!!! [​IMG]

    If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This
    is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.

    Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana .

    He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an
    E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2
    FM in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

    Hi Sue,

    Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.

    Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
    down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all .

    Befor! e I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore ! you with a few technicalities of my job.

    Omit my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to
    the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.

    So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.

    It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is
    taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and
    I've used it several times with no complaints.

    What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose
    and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit
    with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

    Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
    itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.&nbs! p;&! nbsp;
    With in a few seconds my butt started to burn .. I pulled the hose out
    from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what
    had happened.

    The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
    couldn't stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate

    When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding
    the jellyfis! h into the crack of my butt.

    I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with
    Five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.

    Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
    agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes
    before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompress
    ion. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass
    helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of
    laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.

    The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

    So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
    worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

    Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'

    Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad

    May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!

    Pass this on to all your friends, just in case they're having a ba! d
  2. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap

  3. GPN

    GPN Got Pheasants? Nessia

    Aug 6, 2008
    Snead, Alabama
  4. Ec_Prokta

    Ec_Prokta Continuum Shift Anomaly

    Jan 14, 2009
  5. NancyDz

    NancyDz Songster

    Oct 9, 2008
    Dutch Flat, CA
    [​IMG] too funny, one of the things they do to lessen the sting of jelly fish is pee on the area... I thought this was gonna say that when he got up there they all peed on him too .. that woulda really made his day!

    Thanks for the laugh!

  6. conny63malies

    conny63malies Crowing

    Mar 22, 2008
    Annetta Kentucky
    i usually have a funny comment for everything, but im speechless right now.
    but on the other hand atleast the jellyfish didnt get at hold of the front part.
  7. silentrunning

    silentrunning Songster

    Jan 18, 2009
    Venice, Florida
    I don't think the jellyfish was having such a great day either. Here he was just swimming along minding his own business when all of a sudden he gets sucked up, boiled, shoved thru a garden hose and crammed up someones backside. Yup - I'd say that qualifies as a bad day too.
  8. cherig22

    cherig22 Green Fields Farm

    Sep 2, 2008
    SW Missouri

  9. TheOLDNewChick

    TheOLDNewChick I'm an original

    Jun 12, 2007
    Tioga, Louisiana

    I have to agree.

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