baltimore craigs list: Need duck and hose??

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  1. Marlinchaser

    Marlinchaser Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Date: 2008-09-08, 7:58PM EDT



    Hello.

    I am planning tonight to take over the world via the use of a bagless vacuum cleaner and a giant washing machine. However, my assistant has brought to my attention a minor setback of little importance, but still fair relevance: it will be difficult to acquire a duck and a hose at this hour to complete our plan.

    I am therefor seeking one duck, mallard preferably; and one slightly used garden hose. I am in need of these as soon as possible, so please respond tonight if you can. An Acme delivery truck can be at your home in a matter of minutes to retrieve the package.

    Please, no garden hoses that have had golf balls sucked through them, the stretching causes them to collapse or balloon under stress. I will, however, like a, uhmm... word... with your girlfriend next week when I rule the world.

    Thank you for your assistance.




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  2. eggzettera

    eggzettera Chillin' With My Peeps

    Cute, the link showed the post as flagged for removal.....now on to the improtant part....how do I get ahold of Acme - I have wanted one of those "holes" since I was a kid......

    Edit to add - I have a hose but no ducks, sorry....
     
    Last edited: Sep 9, 2008

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