Bananas

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by revans2003, Dec 24, 2015.

  1. revans2003

    revans2003 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Bananas are the worst thing ever!

    They taste horrible, I would rather lick a freeway than eat a banana.

    They have a terrible consistency, It feels like your chewing radioactive sludge.

    They are overwhelming, if you put a tiny bit of banana in your smoothie or drink, all you will taste is the banana, so by definition they are also selfish.

    Bottom line, bananas are jerks.
     
  2. Pork Pie Ken

    Pork Pie Ken Monkey Business Premium Member

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    You tell the monkeys that invade my garden that - they snooker my bananas before I even get a sniff:he

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  3. drumstick diva

    drumstick diva Still crazy after all these years. Premium Member

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    When I was a kid, my mom used to slice bananas(thin) and put sour cream on them ,then sugar - a lot of sugar in my case. I think that was the only edible way to have them.
     
  4. Pork Pie Ken

    Pork Pie Ken Monkey Business Premium Member

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    My grandfather used to make banana sandwiches with brown bread. How gross is that?:)

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  5. drumstick diva

    drumstick diva Still crazy after all these years. Premium Member

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    My cousin used to make Spry and sugar sandwiches - Spry was just like solid Crisco back in the day. Fat and sugar, the mainstays of a healthy diet [​IMG]
     

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