band jokes

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by ducklingsweety, Nov 27, 2013.

  1. ducklingsweety

    ducklingsweety Chillin' With My Peeps

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    hey! this a thread for all band jokes, good, corny, and just plain hilarios! all BYC rules apply




    how many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
    one, and he doesnt need to turn it because the world revolves around him~
     
  2. 3ChickensNADuck

    3ChickensNADuck Out Of The Brooder

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    What's up?

    Chicken butt.
     
  3. ducklingsweety

    ducklingsweety Chillin' With My Peeps

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    thats not even a band joke [​IMG]
     
  4. 3ChickensNADuck

    3ChickensNADuck Out Of The Brooder

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    My bad, I thought the post said bad jokes, my screen is broken.

    Why are some notes good to cut with?

    Cause they're always sharp.


    What did the drummer say to the bass player?

    Tap tap tap, BA bam bam bam boom
     
  5. ducklingsweety

    ducklingsweety Chillin' With My Peeps

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    how do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

    Put your hand in the bell and miss every note!
     
  6. fikeyismybaby

    fikeyismybaby Chillin' With My Peeps

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    What did the sharp say when it ran into the flat?




    Whoops! That was an 'accidental'.
     
    Last edited: Jan 15, 2014
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    tootsieroll1301 Out Of The Brooder

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    Ha Ha! I know so many bad jokes I could start a thread on them!
     
  8. The Dixie Chick

    The Dixie Chick Out Of The Brooder

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    I play trombone! Lol French horn one was funny...

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get away from the flute recital! :D
     

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