Banny's List of Quotamentagraphs

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Ducks and Banny hens, Feb 13, 2012.

  1. 1 (somewhat eccentric)

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  2. 2 (eccentric)

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  3. 3 (pathetic)

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  4. 4 (pathetic/funny)

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  5. 5 (funny)

    4 vote(s)
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  6. 6 (pathetic and/or funny and/or stupid)

    3 vote(s)
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  7. 7 (pathetic/stupid)

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  8. 8 (stupid)

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  9. 9 (really stupid)

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  10. 10 (Ducks and Banny hens)

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  1. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    "With gas prices as high as they are these days, we can't afford not to own a syphon"


    "I don't care what any scientists say, Christmas Eve is the longest day of the year"


    "Are you pregnant, Sir?"


    "...You know that feeling you get when your lying on the ground waiting for the paramedics..."


    "If I were to die right now, I don't think I could look my own children in the face"


    "If you're so upset about being short, why don't you squat down?"


    "I don't think he meant it like that, but he sure can run away fast..."


    "I've been searching for days, but I've finally done it. I've discovered the cure for inquisity"


    "I happen to like my potbelly. Me and my fat, you know, we're close. I'm too attached with it to part with it"
     
  2. [​IMG]LOL !!!!
     
  3. Dapplepony

    Dapplepony Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 19, 2010
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  4. DCasper

    DCasper Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I am glad I wasn't drinking anything.
     
  5. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
     
  6. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    (Before you read this -- Many people incorrectly spell Birchen as Birchon. Some people get really snoody about it)

    -Me (in an ad) - For sale: 1 Birchen OEGB cockerel, 2 Birchen OEGB pullets, 2 Crele OEGB cockerels -- all $15 each. {contact info}

    -Anon. - Hi, I noticed in your add that you misspelt something. Everybody knows that you spell birchon with an O, not an E. I would really dislike buying chickens from someone who doesn't even know how to spell. However, I am very interested in the 1 cockerel and two pullets, (but not the Creoles). I will buy them from you if you agree to spell birchon the proper way.

    Me - Hello, Thank you for your interest. The Birchens are each 6 months old, and the Creles are 7 1/2 months old. I am down sizing my flock, so that means I either need to sell them, or eat them. It's been about a month since I put the ad up, so I guess I'll have to eat them.

    Anon. - Hi, But I'll buy them!

    Me - Hi, I thought you said you weren't interested in them?

    Anon. - Hi, I am interested. I just want people to know how to spell things correctly. If they can't even spell, how can they breed good quality stock? Now I've raised chickens for 2 years, so I think I have the mental advantage here. Now I'll buy the birds for $5 each, if you start spelling those words right. Deal?

    Me - Hi, Your right, you do have the mental advantage. You also don't have my OEGBs.
     
  7. Dapplepony

    Dapplepony Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 19, 2010
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  8. chicklover16

    chicklover16 queen of flirts

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    Em's Dungeon
    I knew it! I was right!
     
  9. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    I can't believe it! That's incredible! The first time in a century! YOU were RIGHT! wow. I'll never let you live this down.
     
  10. chicklover16

    chicklover16 queen of flirts

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    Em's Dungeon
    if only you knew what I was talking about [​IMG]
     

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