Battle of the quotes!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by EE lover:), Jul 9, 2011.

  1. EE lover:)

    EE lover:) Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 10, 2010
    North Carolina
    As title says! Stay within BYC rules, help yourself to some nachos, and blah blah blah.


    I'll start!

    *dramatic music* 'Earth is safe once more! But for how long?' *music slows abruptly* 'Be quiet!*
     
  2. Ec_Prokta

    Ec_Prokta Continuum Shift Anomaly

    Jan 14, 2009
    "Make your peace with whatever the gods worship. Your end is near." - Ike, just before defeating a goddess.
     
  3. EE lover:)

    EE lover:) Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 10, 2010
    North Carolina
    "I am infecting the city with genetically enhanced vermin. But you'll never know!" "You just... told me." *pause* "YOU'RE LYING!"
     
  4. Ec_Prokta

    Ec_Prokta Continuum Shift Anomaly

    Jan 14, 2009
    "Look kid. If you get in my way or just downright tick me off, your butt is gonna be skipping down Lollipop Lane. Got it?" - Ryudo to the little kid who just joined the party.
     
  5. EE lover:)

    EE lover:) Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 10, 2010
    North Carolina
    "I don't get it. Why does he want to take over the earth so badly? What does he have to gain? Or to lose? And the mechanizations of the malfunctioning santa suit completely eluuuude me!"
     
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  6. Ec_Prokta

    Ec_Prokta Continuum Shift Anomaly

    Jan 14, 2009
    ((So, uh... Who is winning?))

    "Make a contract with me!" Kyuubey.
     
  7. EE lover:)

    EE lover:) Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 10, 2010
    North Carolina
    (Eh, doesn't matter. Just wait until someone bursts out laughing, then we'll start another battle.)

    "I will get you. And you! And YOOOOOOUUUU!" "Did that scare you too?
     
  8. Ec_Prokta

    Ec_Prokta Continuum Shift Anomaly

    Jan 14, 2009
    "Go to sleep with a trauma so frightful you'll wake up!"

    ((All right.))
     
  9. EE lover:)

    EE lover:) Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 10, 2010
    North Carolina
    Zim-'What? WHO? Who DARES to soil my normal boy head with this...' *points at muffin* 'PORK COW!?' Random person A- 'THAT'S A STINKIN' MUFFIN!' Zim-'Sleep peacefully now, for this is the last peaceful sleep you will KNOW from THIS MOMENT ON!' Random Person B- 'But we're not asleep right now!' Zim- 'RAAA! RUBABAAAA!' (or something like that... [​IMG] ) *runs out* Dib- Hehe... wow.
     
  10. Ec_Prokta

    Ec_Prokta Continuum Shift Anomaly

    Jan 14, 2009
    Rachel: Yes Ragna, a ghost.
    Ragna: Ghosts? *girly scream* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
     

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