BB guns & mini bikes

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by BBQJOE, Jan 27, 2016.

  1. BBQJOE

    BBQJOE Chillin' With My Peeps

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    When I was a kid, my Mom said no way!
    You'll shoot your eye out, and little Jimmy fell over in his driveway on his mini bike, and died.

    Well, I'm now over 50, Last year I bought a BB gun, and today the wife is supposed to come home with a mini bike she found at tractor supply.
    I think for the chutzpah of it all, I'm gonna take a pic of me on my new mini bike and my BB gun, and send it to Ma!

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  2. ChickenCanoe

    ChickenCanoe Chicken Obsessed

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    You can shoot your eye out, if you're able to aim the gun at your face.
     
  3. Michael OShay

    Michael OShay Chicken Obsessed

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    The other way it can happen is to shoot at hard metal surfaces at close range where the BB can ricochet back at your face with a lot of velocity (it's what happened to Ralphie in the Christmas story). Fortunately his glasses saved his eye. :eek:)
     
  4. ChickenCanoe

    ChickenCanoe Chicken Obsessed

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    Yeah, and Ralphie wasn't real bright either.
     
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  5. Michael OShay

    Michael OShay Chicken Obsessed

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    LOL! Agreed. :eek:)
     
  6. BBQJOE

    BBQJOE Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Sometimes there are people including me who think I'm not as bright as I once was.
    How do I kill myself on a 24 MPH mini bike in my own driveway?
     
  7. BBQJOE

    BBQJOE Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Forgot the BB gun!!!
     
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  8. duluthralphie

    duluthralphie Chicken Wrangler Premium Member

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    WHAT!!!!

    He's not the one that stuck his tongue to the flagpole...
     
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  9. ChickenCanoe

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    I wasn't talking about you Ralphie. [​IMG]
     
  10. Pork Pie Ken

    Pork Pie Ken Monkey Business Premium Member

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    Maybe piano wire - kinda neck height and give the bike the full beans? Just remember, if you don't succeed, try, try again.

    CT
     

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