BEAT THIS WISH!!! Funny!

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  1. suzettex5

    suzettex5 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I thought this was cute...


    The Bridge


    A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

    God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I
    wish that I , and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.



    God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
     
  2. redturtle

    redturtle Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I have no idea.
    i hate that joke, it is kinda funny, but it's telling us that God is stupid, which he is not... well at least i think it does...
     
  4. silkieroo

    silkieroo Chillin' With My Peeps

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  5. Princess Amri

    Princess Amri Is Mostly Harmless

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    best coast
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  6. Tanichca

    Tanichca Sparkle Magnet

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    oh man that is HILARIOUS!!!!!!
     
  7. texasgal

    texasgal Brood with an Attitude

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    Quote:Ooooooooooooor .. that God thinks it is better that we NOT understand one another .. and love each other anyway .. [​IMG]

    Just sayin' ..

    Funny joke.
     
  8. Tinted

    Tinted Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:Ooooooooooooor .. that God thinks it is better that we NOT understand one another .. and love each other anyway .. [​IMG]

    Just sayin' ..

    Funny joke.

    OOOORRRR that "God" is a man and even he can not quite understand the evolution of the female mind.
     

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