Best Joke Ever

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Barred Rock Boy, Nov 12, 2015.

  1. Barred Rock Boy

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    I have a dream, that one day, my children, may cross the road, without their motives, being questioned!!

    Martin Luther Chicken Jr.​
     
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    Good one!
     
  3. Barred Rock Boy

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  5. Barred Rock Boy

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    A duck was about to cross the road, when a chicken stopped him and said, ''don't do it, it's not worth it, they never let it go.''
    I love this joke it's so true.
     
  6. Barred Rock Boy

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    Why did the chicken cross the road.
    Really?!?​
    To get to the ugly, evil witches house.
    I don't get it?​
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?​
    The chicken!
    Ouch.
    Win
     
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  10. Barred Rock Boy

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    I showed it to my friend and he said ''that's a horrible yolk.'' I could help myself, I had to laugh.
     

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