Best joke EVER

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Chicky131, Nov 21, 2010.

  1. Chicky131

    Chicky131 Out Of The Brooder

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    I think the most popular chicken joke is "Why did the chicken cross the road?" but there has to be better chicken jokes out there! Post a Chicken related joke below!! "Why did the turkey cross the road?" "Why?" "Because it was the chickens day off!!!"
     
  2. duckluv

    duckluv Overrun With Chickens

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    Why did the duck cross the road?
    To prove he wasn't chicken!
     
  3. 3goodeggs

    3goodeggs pays attention sporadically

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    How did the lolly pop cross the road? it was stuck to the chicken.
     
  4. iluvsedward

    iluvsedward Overrun With Chickens

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    why did the raccon cross the road?
    he was following the chicken.
     
  5. newchickens2009

    newchickens2009 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Why did the farmer cross the road?
    He was after the raccon
     
  6. Louieandthecrew

    Louieandthecrew I am actually a female!

    Why did the redneck cross the road?
    He thought the chicken was fried.
     
  7. lilchick

    lilchick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done...
     
  8. Chicky131

    Chicky131 Out Of The Brooder

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    Why did the chicken cross the playground?

    To get to the other slide. BTW, [​IMG]
     
  9. Bantimna

    Bantimna Chillin' With My Peeps

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    How did the slide get to the chicken? It did made a road slide. (Sorry I'm really bad at this)
     
  10. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    Why did Barak Obama's chicken cross the road?

    To get some change.

    Why did Jimmy Carter's chicken cross the road?

    Because they put up a new little habitat for humanity coop there.

    Why did W's chicken cross the road?

    Stategery.

    Why did the Colonel's chicken cross the road?

    What chicken?

    I'm bad too. make you feel any better?
     

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