I don't know if this really applies to this section or not, but I thought I'd try it. You all can probably understand my fevor to accomplish this at least: our first chickens started laying recently, and my family and I are going to visit my sister in Iowa (we are in SC). She saw them when they were babies, and I would love to take her some eggs to sample. Here's the question: do you know if they count as liquids and if you can carry them through airport security? Told you it was bizarre!