Blonde Mortician (joke)

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by wegotchickens, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. wegotchickens

    wegotchickens DownSouth D'Uccles & Silkies

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    A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

    The Blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing

    The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

    The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectl y.

    She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"

    To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. "There's no charge," she says.

    "No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says.

    "Honestly, ma'am," the blonde says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."

    "So I just switched the heads."
     
  2. HenHappy

    HenHappy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    on my way to you....
    THAT IS SUPER FUNYY!!! LOL!! [​IMG]
     
  3. texaschickmama

    texaschickmama Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 19, 2007
    Poolville, TX
    OMGosh, :eek: [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  4. Cheryl

    Cheryl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Certainly not the punch line I expected...funny!
     
  5. Nichole77

    Nichole77 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    OMG! The ending, that was so unexpected, and to0o funny. I havn't been shocked like that from a joke in a long time
     
  6. perfectly_polish

    perfectly_polish Overrun With Chickens

    Mar 1, 2007
    CT
    I deffiently didn't expect that! haha [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  7. hencackle

    hencackle Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 25, 2007
    Telford, TN
    Great punch line...I didn't expect that one either!
     
  8. scgamecock

    scgamecock Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 18, 2008
    Conway SC
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  9. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

    [​IMG] [​IMG] LOL! [​IMG]
     
  10. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

    Aug 29, 2007
    Fayetteville, NC
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