Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag. 1st blonde: What have you got in that bag? 2nd blonde: Chickens. 1st blonde: If I can guess how many chickens youve got in that bag, can I have one of them? 2nd blonde: If you can guess how many chickens Ive got in this bag, you can have BOTH of them!! 1st blonde: Well, I think youve got three.