Blondes and Chickens

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Junkmanme, May 18, 2011.

  1. Junkmanme

    Junkmanme Chillin' With My Peeps

    Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.

    1st blonde: “What have you got in that bag?”

    2nd blonde: “Chickens.”

    1st blonde: “If I can guess how many chickens you’ve got in that bag, can I have one of them?”

    2nd blonde: “If you can guess how many chickens I’ve got in this bag, you can have BOTH of them!!”

    1st blonde: “Well, I think you’ve got three.”
     
  2. DuckyGurl

    DuckyGurl Overrun With Chickens

    LOL! here is my contribution....
    3 blondes were walking along in a forest, when they cam upon some tracks.
    Blonde 1: Hey look, deer tracks!
    Blonde 2: No, they are Elk tracks!
    Blonde 3: No you brickheads, they are moose tracks!
    They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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    I shouldn't post these....I am a honey blonde.......[​IMG]
     
  3. chickendiva25

    chickendiva25 I'm a Spy. :3

    [​IMG] Those are sooooo hilarious! I, thnakfully, am a brunette! (Although, I have more blonde moments than I do brunette! [​IMG] )
     
  4. Big Dreamer

    Big Dreamer Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:ME tooo!!!!
     
  5. dkvart1

    dkvart1 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 5, 2010
    [​IMG] sadly my oldest DD is the epitome of all blonde jokes... bless her heart!
     
  6. awesomefowl

    awesomefowl Argues with Goats

    Quote:Sounds like what my mom would say about me....frighteningly, I'm not blonde though....
     
  7. Junkmanme

    Junkmanme Chillin' With My Peeps

    A Blonde walking down the sidewalk noticed another Blonde walking the other direction across the street.

    She yelled, "Hey, Blondie! How do I get on the other side of the street?"

    The second Blonde said, "You Dumb Blonde! You are ALREADY on the other side of the street!"
     
  8. crazygoatlady915

    crazygoatlady915 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:ME tooo!!!!

    WOO! Brunettes having blonde moments!
     
  9. Big Dreamer

    Big Dreamer Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  10. chickendiva25

    chickendiva25 I'm a Spy. :3

    Quote:ME tooo!!!!

    WOO! Brunettes having blonde moments!

    Yup. Deep, down I am a true blonde!!! [​IMG]
     

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