Blondes and Chickens

[Junkmanme]

Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.

1st blonde: “What have you got in that bag?”

2nd blonde: “Chickens.”

1st blonde: “If I can guess how many chickens you’ve got in that bag, can I have one of them?”

2nd blonde: “If you can guess how many chickens I’ve got in this bag, you can have BOTH of them!!”

1st blonde: “Well, I think you’ve got three.”

 

[DuckyGurl]

LOL! here is my contribution....
3 blondes were walking along in a forest, when they cam upon some tracks.
Blonde 1: Hey look, deer tracks!
Blonde 2: No, they are Elk tracks!
Blonde 3: No you brickheads, they are moose tracks!
They were still arguing when the train hit them.

I shouldn't post these....I am a honey blonde.......

 

[chickendiva25]

Those are sooooo hilarious! I, thnakfully, am a brunette! (Although, I have more blonde moments than I do brunette!

)

 

[Big Dreamer]

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ME tooo!!!!

 

[dkvart1]

sadly my oldest DD is the epitome of all blonde jokes... bless her heart!

 

[awesomefowl]

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Sounds like what my mom would say about me....frighteningly, I'm not blonde though....

 

[Junkmanme]

A Blonde walking down the sidewalk noticed another Blonde walking the other direction across the street.

She yelled, "Hey, Blondie! How do I get on the other side of the street?"

The second Blonde said, "You Dumb Blonde! You are ALREADY on the other side of the street!"

 

[crazygoatlady915]

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ME tooo!!!!

WOO! Brunettes having blonde moments!

 

[Big Dreamer]

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BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

 

[chickendiva25]

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ME tooo!!!!

WOO! Brunettes having blonde moments!

Yup. Deep, down I am a true blonde!!!