BRIDGE TO HAWAII

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by mdbucks, Oct 10, 2007.

  1. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

    The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
    challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

    Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

    The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
     
  2. bayouchica

    bayouchica Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. texaschickmama

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  4. newchickowner

    newchickowner Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Good one!!!
     
  5. country freedom

    country freedom Chillin' With My Peeps

    Same as all the others above me!
     
  6. GUIENALADY

    GUIENALADY Rest in Peace 1956-2010

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