Butt Dust - Very cute and funny!

[gumpsgirl]

This is just to cute to not share with all of you! I hope you can get the laughs from it that I did.

What is Butt Dust???

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite
audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

 

[Teach97]

Love it!!

My buddy's son had been a pain all day and his mom had given him the when your dad gets home line. Well anyway my friend gets home takes his son into the bedroom and asks him if he had gotten a spanking...the reply, "Not yet."

Same kid...before a spanking pants down turns around and says, "Now remember Dad I'm a little kid, take it easy one me."

Yet another time...turns around in the middle of a whuppin' and hollers, "Now that's about enough of that!"

My children are perfect they don't do things like that! Is that lightening about to

 

[seismic wonder2]

I was making my 6 or 7 yr old niece a grilled Ham and Cheese sandwich she came bopping in the kitchen and asked,
"where do they make swiss cheese?", I said, "Switzerland...",

"where do they make rokeford cheese?"I said, Rokeford Connecticut," (i didn't know,I made that up)

"So, Where do they make Hammond cheese?...", I asked,
"What?"
"You're making a sammich out of it...where does it come from?"

 

[SterlingAcres]

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OMGosh! That is tooooo cute!

 

[gumpsgirl]

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That really is cute!

My kids have said the darndest things in the past, but I always fail to remember them. Hate it, but just can't remember!

Kids are just so innocent and wonderful! To me, that's what makes the world go round.

 

[Rollandwasteland]

We were driving back from a baseball tournament, my kids were 14 (Megan) and 10 (Tyler). Tyler was tossing a ball against the seat when it went over and hit Megan's books. Megan yelled at Tyler "If this ball hits me one more time, I'm going to throw it out the window!"

"MOOMM, Megan's going to litter!"