Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? :)

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by HennysMom, Dec 12, 2008.

  1. HennysMom

    HennysMom Keeper of the Tiara

    Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

    This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

    John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
    However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?'

    His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get em.
    Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

    For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

    Without looking up the old man said, 'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.
    Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

    Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said,
    'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.

    Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted

    'COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN NOW, YAH HEAR ME !!!'

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  2. NurseELB

    NurseELB Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] ROTFLMAO!!! Luv it! Can I steal it? I know several here at work (ER) who would shiver at the thought!
     
  3. chiknwhisperer

    chiknwhisperer Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 9, 2008
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    Oh I love it!! I have to tell all my family about it they'll just crack up [​IMG]
     
  4. lovemychix

    lovemychix Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Wow...didn't see that coming!! [​IMG]
     
  5. chickenlover98

    chickenlover98 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 21, 2008
    Hogwarts
    I got this in an e-mail once, it's soooooooo cute!
     
  6. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

    [​IMG] Thanks for the laugh this morning!
     

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