Cat joke (toilet humour)

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by bantymum, Jan 9, 2008.

  1. Here is my handy hint for washing your pussycat and the dunny at the same time:

    Instructions for cleaning the toilet:
    1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
    2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
    3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
    4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
    5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
    6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
    7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
    8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean. With best wishes,
    The Dog
    Last edited: Jan 10, 2008
  2. BTW, I love my cat.
    Dont try this at home.
    PC could always try substituting the cat for a silky.
  3. hsm5grls

    hsm5grls Songster

    Oct 3, 2007
    [​IMG] I just found a new purpose for my cats [​IMG]
  4. I do really love my cat.!!but as you can see by the look on his face he doesnt like cleaning the loo! joking
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2008
  5. well I thought it was funny!!!
    I got this through the email from a friend and thought id share it with you.
    I guess people were too scared to look at this in case it was another one of my corkers!
    Last edited: Jan 10, 2008
  6. texaschickmama

    texaschickmama Songster

    Sep 19, 2007
    Poolville, TX
    That is funny. I also love my cat, Roxy. She only has 8 lives left since the string incident. She is home now and back to herself. Yeah.
  7. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

    I knew my wife's cat could be useful! [​IMG]
  8. johnnyjack

    johnnyjack Songster

    Oct 21, 2007
  9. hencackle

    hencackle Songster

    Mar 25, 2007
    Telford, TN
    [​IMG] [​IMG] Hmmmm, I'll go borrow my neighbor's cat!
  10. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

    Jun 10, 2007
    Douglasville GA
    Quote:This really does work.

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