I'm sorry, I'm on a roll. Somebody stop me. I Just Hatched, so I'm feeling a bit frisky! "Pasty Butt" (this was inspired by the fabulous "Smelly Cat") Pasty butt, pasty Butt, why are you stuck like that? Let me wash it off!
Oh my god! She really does look like a dandelion! I freakin' love haikus, I did them all through vet school, instead of pay attention to the boring lectures. My favorite one was this (whilst I was suffering through Equine Theriogenology). All my Small Animal friends loved it: "Ode to a Mare" The hot, sweaty mare How I hate your repro tract Dirty smegma beans
