Oh my god! She really does look like a dandelion! I freakin' love haikus, I did them all through vet school, instead of pay attention to the boring lectures. My favorite one was this (whilst I was suffering through Equine Theriogenology). All my Small Animal friends loved it:
"Ode to a Mare"
The hot, sweaty mare
How I hate your repro tract
Dirty smegma beans