Chicken Haiku

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by pitbullmomma, May 15, 2017.

  1. pitbullmomma

    pitbullmomma Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Ode to Big Bird"

    Your feathery smell
    Is heaven to my parched nose.
    Please don't poop on me!
     
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    pitbullmomma Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "A Plea to Black Betty"

    Why do you hate me?
    Have another mealworm, please.
    Ungrateful Cochin.
     
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    pitbullmomma Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Admonishment to Dog"

    Bucco, do not eat
    My sweet, tiny bird. For she's
    Not a bully treat!
     
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    pitbullmomma Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I'm sorry, I'm on a roll. Somebody stop me. I Just Hatched, so I'm feeling a bit frisky!

    "Pasty Butt" (this was inspired by the fabulous "Smelly Cat")

    Pasty butt, pasty
    Butt, why are you stuck like that?
    Let me wash it off!
     
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    SueT Chillin' With My Peeps

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    --Sunflower--

    All of your chick fuzz

    Blowing away in the wind

    Like a dandelion….

    dandelion fuzz 6 wks (3 of 1).jpg
     
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    pitbullmomma Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Oh my god! She really does look like a dandelion! I freakin' love haikus, I did them all through vet school, instead of pay attention to the boring lectures. My favorite one was this (whilst I was suffering through Equine Theriogenology). All my Small Animal friends loved it:

    "Ode to a Mare"

    The hot, sweaty mare
    How I hate your repro tract
    Dirty smegma beans
     

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