Chicken Haiku

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by pitbullmomma, May 15, 2017.

  1. pitbullmomma

    pitbullmomma Free Ranging

    "Ode to Big Bird"

    Your feathery smell
    Is heaven to my parched nose.
    Please don't poop on me!
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  2. pitbullmomma

    pitbullmomma Free Ranging

    "A Plea to Black Betty"

    Why do you hate me?
    Have another mealworm, please.
    Ungrateful Cochin.
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  3. pitbullmomma

    pitbullmomma Free Ranging

    "Admonishment to Dog"

    Bucco, do not eat
    My sweet, tiny bird. For she's
    Not a bully treat!
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  4. pitbullmomma

    pitbullmomma Free Ranging

    I'm sorry, I'm on a roll. Somebody stop me. I Just Hatched, so I'm feeling a bit frisky!

    "Pasty Butt" (this was inspired by the fabulous "Smelly Cat")

    Pasty butt, pasty
    Butt, why are you stuck like that?
    Let me wash it off!
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  5. SueT

    SueT Crossing the Road

    May 27, 2015
    SW MO

    All of your chick fuzz

    Blowing away in the wind

    Like a dandelion….

    dandelion fuzz 6 wks (3 of 1).jpg
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  6. pitbullmomma

    pitbullmomma Free Ranging

    Oh my god! She really does look like a dandelion! I freakin' love haikus, I did them all through vet school, instead of pay attention to the boring lectures. My favorite one was this (whilst I was suffering through Equine Theriogenology). All my Small Animal friends loved it:

    "Ode to a Mare"

    The hot, sweaty mare
    How I hate your repro tract
    Dirty smegma beans

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