Chicken Haiku

[pitbullmomma]

"Ode to Big Bird"

Your feathery smell
Is heaven to my parched nose.
Please don't poop on me!

 

[pitbullmomma]

"A Plea to Black Betty"

Why do you hate me?
Have another mealworm, please.
Ungrateful Cochin.

 

[pitbullmomma]

"Admonishment to Dog"

Bucco, do not eat
My sweet, tiny bird. For she's
Not a bully treat!

 

[pitbullmomma]

I'm sorry, I'm on a roll. Somebody stop me. I Just Hatched, so I'm feeling a bit frisky!

"Pasty Butt" (this was inspired by the fabulous "Smelly Cat")

Pasty butt, pasty
Butt, why are you stuck like that?
Let me wash it off!

 

[SueT]

--Sunflower--

All of your chick fuzz

Blowing away in the wind

Like a dandelion….

 

[pitbullmomma]

Oh my god! She really does look like a dandelion! I freakin' love haikus, I did them all through vet school, instead of pay attention to the boring lectures. My favorite one was this (whilst I was suffering through Equine Theriogenology). All my Small Animal friends loved it:

"Ode to a Mare"

The hot, sweaty mare
How I hate your repro tract
Dirty smegma beans