A lady went into a butcher shop asking for a chicken. The young butcher's assistant went into the back asking whether they had any chickens. Yes, said the butcher give her this one. When he showed it to the lady she said oh no, that's far too scrawny I want one bigger than that. So the lad went into the back room again and told the butcher what the customer had said. The butcher pulled and stretched it and blew it up a bit then said - there take it back to her now. Back the lad went and showed it to her again - whereupon she said that's much better than the other one. I'll take them both!