chicken joke for today

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Nov 11, 2007.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Songster

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    One day the Emperor of China announced, "Today I will eat a hundred year old egg. This egg must be exactly one hundred years old." His courtiers scoured the countryside looking for an egg that was precisely one hundred years old.

    "Well? said the Emperor, "Where is my egg?"

    One of the nobles prostrated himself before the Emperor. "We have failed you, your Majesty," he said, "The oldest egg we have found is fifty years old."

    "Bah!" said the Emperor. "You know I hate fast food!"
  2. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
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  3. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess


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