chicken joke for today

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Nov 14, 2007.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Songster

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    It isn`t a poultry joke, But I thought it funny just the same.

    A farmer got pulled over by a Lansing Police Officer for speeding, and the
    officer started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began
    to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

    Finally, the officer got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was
    doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his

    The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"

    The officer stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if that's what
    they are; I never heard of circle flies."

    So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're
    called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the
    back end of a horse."

    The officer says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a
    minute he stops and says, "Hey ...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a
    horse's butt?"

    The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law
    enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's

    The officer says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the

    After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

    SHELLY Songster

    May 7, 2007
    Southwest Missouri
    HA HA HA!
  3. alex

    alex Songster

    Jul 1, 2007
    thats funny! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
  4. Lunachick

    Lunachick Chicken Slave

    Mar 19, 2007
    Brick, NJ

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