chicken joke for today

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Nov 18, 2007.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    A referee at a football match notices that one of the players

    looks like a chicken. So he goes up to the player, runs alongside

    him and asks him, "Excuse me, would I be right in thinking that

    you're actually a chicken?"
    So the player says "Yes, I am."
    "It's a bit unusual for a chicken to play football, isn't it?" asks the

    ref.
    "But I only play occasionally, I don't get much time off from my

    job. I'm a lawyer, you see," says the chicken.
    So the referee blows his whistle, and sends the chicken off the

    pitch.
    "What was that for?" asks the chicken.
    "Professional fowl
     
  2. jazzchicken

    jazzchicken Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Nov 17, 2007
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    haha nice [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2007
  3. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

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