chicken joke for today

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Nov 24, 2007.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    A duck waddles into a grocery store and asks the clerk, “Do you have any duck food?”
    “No, we don’t have duck food and we don’t serve ducks. This is a grocery store. Get out of here.”
    The next morning the duck waddles into the same grocery store and again asks the same clerk, “Do you have any duck food?”
    The clerk, speaking slowly and distinctly, says, “NO! I told you yesterday that we don’t have duck food and we don’t serve ducks. Get out of my store and don’t come back!”
    The next morning, sure enough, the duck enters the same grocery store and once again asks the clerk, “Do you have any duck food?”
    The clerk screams, “NO! WE DON’T AND IF YOU COME IN HERE ASKING FOR DUCK FOOD ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO NAIL YOUR LITTLE WEBBED FEET TO THE FLOOR!”
    The next morning the duck enters the grocery store and asks the clerk, “Do you have any nails?”
    Amazed, the clerk says, “No, we’re a grocery store; we don’t carry nails."
    “Good,” says the duck. “Do you have any duck food?”
     
  2. jazzchicken

    jazzchicken Chillin' With My Peeps

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    hahaha [​IMG]

    I heard something similar to this, except instead of the webbed feet it was the bill of the duck!
     
  3. johnnyjack

    johnnyjack Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] cool
     
    Last edited: Nov 24, 2007
  4. TxChiknRanchers

    TxChiknRanchers Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  5. snugglepup

    snugglepup Chillin' With My Peeps

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    LOL! I have also heard a similar version to this one... except dirtier.[​IMG]
     
  6. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
    That was good
     
  7. jubylives

    jubylives Chillin' With My Peeps

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    They are getting better. [​IMG]
     
  8. IHeartChickens

    IHeartChickens Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Oh that was good! [​IMG]
     
  9. cknmom

    cknmom Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That one was good:clap:frow
     

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