Chicken Jokes

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Jucodeo, Jun 16, 2016.

  1. Jucodeo

    Jucodeo The Sky is Falling!

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    How did the egg get up the mountain?
    It scrambled up!
    How do baby chickens dance?
    Chick-to-Chick
    How do comedians like their eggs?
    Funny side up!
    How do monsters like their eggs?
    Terri-fried
    What day do chickens hate the most?
    Fry-Day!
    What did Snow White call her chicken?
    Egg White!
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  2. Cluckcluck1215

    Cluckcluck1215 Overrun With Chickens

    :lol: :lol: :lau :lau :yuckyuck :gig
     
  3. NickyKnack

    NickyKnack Love is Silkie soft!

    What do you call it when a Tasmanian devil gets into the henhouse?

    Deviled eggs!
     
  4. Cluckcluck1215

    Cluckcluck1215 Overrun With Chickens

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
     
  5. NickyKnack

    NickyKnack Love is Silkie soft!

    What do you call a frightened scuba diver?

    Chicken of the sea!
     
  6. NickyKnack

    NickyKnack Love is Silkie soft!

    What is the best car to be driving when you're playing chicken?

    A coupe
     
  7. NickyKnack

    NickyKnack Love is Silkie soft!

    Why thank you! :p
     
  8. NickyKnack

    NickyKnack Love is Silkie soft!

    What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

    A brick-layer!
     
  9. Jucodeo

    Jucodeo The Sky is Falling!

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    Thats a really good one I really like that one! Check your PM NickyKnack
     
  10. hbhoffman

    hbhoffman Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Do you all have anymore?????? These are funny! I need some to freemotion onto my chicken quilt for the fair THIS Sat. Aug. 13, 2016!
     

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