chicken jokes

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by hehahn, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. hehahn

    hehahn In the Brooder

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    So a chicken and a pig decide to go into the restaurant business together. The chicken said they should each contribute for the good of the business.

    The only problem is that for the chicken it's a donation, for the pig it's a sacrifice!


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  2. lordofthewings

    lordofthewings In the Brooder

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    Har har, what happens when a chicken crosses the road... it gets ran over!
    hahahaha
     
  3. Irishgirl

    Irishgirl Songster

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    A chicken crosses the road, rolls in mud, and crosses the road again. What does that make the chicken?
     

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