A friend sent me this email and it cracked my up. I had to pass it onto you. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. When I retold it to my DH, he couldn't stop laughing. He still breaks out laughing out of the blue when he thinks about and I hear him say "Holy Crap , a talking chicken" and starts up again.