I saw this and thought it was great! I bought a bunch to hand to family for x-mass gifts. (Not sure where to put this post) Chicken Poop Lip Junk Grandpa says: If ya got dry lips put chicken poop on 'em so ya won't lick 'em. Our famous all natural lip moisturizer is made from high quality, recognizable ingredients and packaged with high contrast labeling in a standard .15 oz. tube. All natural ingredients, a smooth application, and a therapeutic aroma makes Chicken Poop a fast favorite! Put Put it on your lips! CONTAINS NO POOP. Ingredients: Soy, jojoba, sweet orange, lavender essential oil, bees wax.