Chicken Poop Story

Discussion in 'Pictures & Stories of My Chickens' started by joerogrz, Nov 14, 2008.

  1. joerogrz

    joerogrz Chillin' With My Peeps

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    So my niece came for a visit this week. She isn't very old at all. 8 years I think... Well, yesterday I was letting my chicks run amok (or free range) like I usually do everyday. I like to keep a close eye on them and will pick them up to see how they adjust to being handled. I brought one of the sex links into the house to show my parents and my niece.

    She is a very nice looking pullet right now with her mixture of black and brown and thought she was worth showing off. She was rather gentle and sat in my hand, fluffed up and content with them petting her. No problems out of her. So I said, "I better take her back outside, before she does her business." Still no problem...

    Well there is one Australorp which seems to be looking more like an Aussie than the rest. So I figured, "What the heck." I took her inside to let them see her and show off her black legs and the white underneath the feet and her feathers which have that green/purple sheen to them even inside.

    My niece was sitting on her Grandmother's lap and the chick had just turned around in my hand with her rear facing them. They were admiring her and petting her and then it happened.... She must have really been forcing this one out, because it went at such angle that most of it landed on my niece's foot...

    "Eeeeeeewwww!" she exclaimed. And everyone had a good laugh except her. She was a little upset about the whole ordeal and sat there with her arms crossed trying to ignore it all.
     
  2. RickiHupp

    RickiHupp Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Funny stuff!!
     
  3. joerogrz

    joerogrz Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I think it was revenge... My niece was out on the porch yesterday hooting like an owl and watching the chicks scramble back to the pen...
     
  4. krcote

    krcote Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I love poo stories!!!!
     
  5. Buff Hooligans

    Buff Hooligans Scrambled

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    I prefer the solid poo formats that roll off the back. I don't think I'd survive a liquid donation.
     
  6. joerogrz

    joerogrz Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:This was a little bit of both. Did I mention she was only wearing socks at the time? The best part was when my Dad asked her if it was warm. LOL!
     
  7. djackjr

    djackjr Chillin' With My Peeps

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    My wife cannot read this....she will never allow the chickens in the house....
     
  8. F.L Buff

    F.L Buff Out Of The Brooder

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    HA HA HA!![​IMG]:lau
     
  9. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    Guess what (came outta) da CHICKEN butt!
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    Once you have chickens the propect of walking barefoot anywhere goes completely out the window.
     

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