Chicken Poop

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by mjdtexan, Oct 15, 2008.

  1. mjdtexan

    mjdtexan Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 30, 2008
    Houston(ish)
    Little Johnny was sitting on a curb with a cup and a spoon in his hand. Behind him was a pharmacy. Along comes the pharmacist to open up his pharmacy and he sees little Johnny. The pharmicist says to little Johnny, "Little Johnny, what have you got there"? Little Johnny says "Chicken Poop and water". The pharmacist then asks little Johnny what he's going to make. Little Johnny says, "I think I am going to make a pharmacist". The pharmacist gets all mad and goes inside the pharmacy.

    Along comes the mailman. He sees little Johnny sitting on the curb and little Johnny is steady stirring his spoon and cup. The mailman says to little Johnny, "Little Johnny, what have you got there"? Little Johnny says, "chicken poop and water". The mailman asks little Johnny, "what are ya going to make little Johnny"? Little Johnny says "I think I am going to make a mailman". The mailman gets all mad and goes inside the pharmacy to deliver the mail.

    Along comes a correctional officer. The correctional officer is used to seeing weird stuff and walks right on by little Johnny and into the pharmacy. He overhears the pharmacist and the mailman talking about what a jerk little Johnny is. The correctional officer says to himself, "I think I am going to go outside and fix little Johnny". So he goes outside and says to little Johnny" Little Johnny, what have you got there"? Little Johnny is steady stirring and he looks up into the correctional officers eyes a little timidly and says, "chicken poop and water". The correctional officer says, "I suppose you are going to say that you are going to make a correctional officer".

    Little Johnny looks him dead in the eye and proudly says, "Nope, I aint got enough chicken poop".
     
  2. Year of the Rooster

    Year of the Rooster Sebright Savvy

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    haha wow [​IMG] that's good
     
  3. Sassymygirl

    Sassymygirl Miss Equestrian

    Sep 16, 2008
    Carencro, Louisiana
    Thats funny [​IMG]
     
  4. Pumpkinpup

    Pumpkinpup Poultry Princess

    Jul 16, 2008
    North-West Georgia
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