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Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Davaroo, Jul 24, 2008.

  1. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

    Feb 4, 2007
    Leesville, SC
    Two little boys were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying and blubbering to himself.

    Billy: "Why are you crying? "

    Bobby: "I came here for a blood test."

    Billy: "So? Are you afraid?"

    Bobby: "No, not now; it's over. But it hurt!"

    Billy (concern obvious on his face): "Why do you say that?"

    Bobby: "Well, for the blood test, they cut my finger."

    At this news, Billy's eyes shot open wide and he started to cry VERY loudly; Bobby was astonished.

    Bobby: "Why are you crying now?"

    Billy: "I came for a urine test!" [​IMG]
    Last edited: Jul 24, 2008
  2. perfectly_polish

    perfectly_polish Crowing

    Mar 1, 2007
    where do you find these jokes mr. dave [​IMG]
  3. dixiechick

    dixiechick Songster

    VERY CUTE!!![​IMG]
  4. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

    Feb 4, 2007
    Leesville, SC
    Quote:My other interest is scale modeling - cars, planes and stuff. Most of the sites catering to that have a section likes BYC'c joke/games/fun section.
    Most come from these.
    Some come in my email from other friends and family. My daughter is the Princess of Email Jokes and I get many from her. Ditto my ex-BIL. He sends a lot.
    If you want some internet jokes just google "Jokes."
    You'll get plenty.

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