Christmas Carols, BYC style!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by DuckLady, Dec 2, 2007.

  1. DuckLady

    DuckLady Administrator Staff Member

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    Let's have some fun!
    Rewrite your favorite Christmas Carols with a BYC Flair!

    Keep it clean
    Tell us the song we are supposed to sing the verses to.
    HAVE FUN!

    This is one of mine, sung to The Carol of the Bells

    I laid an egg
    Look at my Egg
    Get over here
    Come see my egg

    I laid it here
    Bring me a treat
    I get a treat
    Get off your rear.

    Ba-gawk, Ba-gawk
    That is my song
    An hour long
    I laid an egg

    Cannot you hear
    My eggy cheer
    From in the coop
    Right by the poop

    Oh how we lay,
    right in the hay,
    pushing it out,
    without a doubt,

    Gaily we sing
    announcing
    Egg laying here,
    With so much cheer,

    Merry, merry, merry, merry Egg-ness,
    Merry, merry, merry, merry Egg-ness,
    And on we say ,
    Day after day,
    Our joyful noise
    to everyone
    Bawk Honk Quack Bawk Honk Quack
     
  2. paganfish

    paganfish Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 15, 2007
    Fleming, Colorado
    OK I am not as creative as you but I did this today. I write for fun and thought this would be a FUN project. YAY!

    Cheers-

    Pedro~:-V

    O Christmas Peep! (Sung to O Christmas Tree)

    O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
    Thy chirps are so un-nerving;
    O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
    Thy chirps are so un-nerving;
    I can't wait until summer's here,
    But since it's cold I'll hold you near.
    O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
    Thy chirps are so un-nerving!

    O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
    Such pressure you do give me;
    O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
    Such pressure you do give me;
    Please quiet down my Christmas Peep
    Afford me some much needed sleep!
    O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
    Such pressure you do give me.

    O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
    Why can't you wake me quietly!
    O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
    Why can't you wake me quietly!
    I tell myself It's cold outside,
    So I must keep you warm inside.
    O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
    Why can't you wake me quietly!

    O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
    How fondly you'll provide for me!
    O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
    How fondly you'll provide for me!
    I tell myself, 4 weeks to wait,
    To get some eggs or meat so great.
    O Christmas Peep! O Christmas Peep!
    How fondly you'll provide for me!"
     
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  3. sunnychooks

    sunnychooks Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Biddy The Eggless Chicken"(sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")

    Biddy the eggless chicken
    Bore the brunt of henhouse jokes. [​IMG]
    Pushing and straining didn't
    Even help to pass a yolk! [​IMG]

    All of the other chickens
    Used to laugh and point in jest. [​IMG]
    They never let poor Biddy
    Into any laying nest! :mad:

    Then one snowy Christmas Eve
    What a great surprize!!! [​IMG]
    She jumped into a nesting box
    *POP* An egg of JUMBO SIZE!!! [​IMG]

    Then how the chickens loved her
    As they danced and sang with glee, [​IMG]
    "Your egg on Christmas morning
    Will feed the whole Farm Family!!!" [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]



    Do I get extra credit for illustrations??? [​IMG]
     
  4. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

    May 26, 2007
    north florida
    Quote:THANKS! I had fun doing it! LOL! Where's yours? [​IMG]

    i cant write songs or poems , ihave tried in the past but nope cant do it.....
     
  5. paganfish

    paganfish Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 15, 2007
    Fleming, Colorado
    Quote:THANKS! I had fun doing it! LOL! Where's yours? [​IMG]

    i cant write songs or poems , ihave tried in the past but nope cant do it.....

    I bet if you look at a song for a few minutes...you can come up with some interesting lyrics! I don't write poetry, songs or any other major writing stuff...just journal and talk a lot. I have the gift of gab! LOL! I bet you can come with something clever...I double DOG dare you!!!

    COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT! <ahem!> OK...I'll lay off the pressure a bit. [​IMG]

    Pedro~;-V

    PS I think we should save these and make some kind of BYC Christmas Carol book...what you think? I, for one, will be singing these songs to THESE lyrics instead of the traditional ones. LOL! I can't wait to see the faces of my friends when they hear them! Whatta hoot!
     
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  6. CarriBrown

    CarriBrown Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

    Here's "Oi! To the Hens", sung to "Oi! To the World" by the Vandals [​IMG]

    Hotwing was a roo just like any other roo
    And he never had no toubles 'til he started his roo dance
    Safe in the coop or dancing at the tree
    But Hotwing went too far when he roo danced at the "pub"

    'Twas a cold Christmas Eve when Kip and the hens
    Popped in for a pint and to eat a bag of scratch
    The girls liked the dance but Kip did not
    He flapped at Hotwing and he knocked him to his knees

    If God came down on Christmas Day
    I know exactly what he'd say
    He'd say "Oi to our Kip, and Oi to Hotwing-
    But Oi to the Hens and everybody wins!"

    Hotwing was a mess and he ran through the crowd
    He said "We'll meet again, I am embarrassed yet unbound!"
    Kip called his bluff and told him where to meet
    Christmas Day on roof of the coop inside the run!

    If God came down on Christmas Day
    I know exactly what he'd say
    He'd say "Oi to our Kip, and Oi to Hotwing-
    But Oi to the Hens and everybody wins!"

    On the roof with the talons Kip broke a lot of skin
    But Hotwing had talons like the swords of a King

    Carri and Ken a wailing, Hens a sqwackin'
    Then Hotwing saw the North Star shining more than ever
    Kip was fading and full of hate
    But Hotwing kept Kip warm until the "humans" could save him

    When Kip came back to the coop many moons later
    They went back to the pub and bought each other burbon!

    If God came down on Christmas Day
    I know exactly what he'd say
    He'd say "Oi to our Kip, and Oi to Hotwing-
    But Oi to the Hens and everybody wins!"


    PS. The Vandals are an old school punk rock band from Orange County, so I doubt any of you know this song! [​IMG]
     
  7. DuckLady

    DuckLady Administrator Staff Member

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    Jingle Ducks

    The rain is coming down
    The mud is coming up
    Broose is getting all upset
    Cuz Mobert goes Bup-bup!

    Oh, Jingle Bells
    The Coop Smells
    Time to rake some hay.
    Broody duck is on a nest
    Now shooing her away!

    A day or two ago
    I thought I'd spend some time
    Playing with the ducks
    in the mud and slime

    I slipped on some wet poop
    and fell right on my a**
    The ducks thought it was a hoot
    and quacked to shatter glass

    Oh, Jingle Bells
    The Coop Smells
    Time to rake some hay.
    Broody duck is on a nest
    Now shooing her away!

    Now it's Christmas Eve
    The ducks are looking round
    At the stars all twink-el-ing
    Watching Santa make his round

    I go and take some treats
    And hand to them each one
    Thanking God for having them
    knowing ducky love is FUN!!!!

    Oh Jingle Bells
    The Coop Smells
    Time to rake some hay.
    Broody duck is on a nest
    Now shooing her away!
     
  8. Henrietta23

    Henrietta23 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 20, 2007
    Eastern CT
    "Deck the Coops"

    Deck the coops with pine and straw
    Falalalalalalalala
    Tis the season cold and raw
    Falalalalalalalala
    Don we now our warmest jacket
    Falalalalalalalala
    Chilly hens do make a racket
    Falalalalalalalala
     
  9. paganfish

    paganfish Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 15, 2007
    Fleming, Colorado
    OK, now i am just getting goofy!

    (No title...I dare you to come up with one!)

    Sung to the music of "Jingle Bell Rock"

    Easter Egg, Dominique, it's a Barred Rock.
    Cornish Cross peeps and Red Stars galore
    Pecking and Scratcing up buckets of dirt.
    How they mingle in that stuff!

    Welsummers, Wynadottes, Yokohamas.
    Buff Brahmas join in Jungle Fowl spas.
    Sunning and Laying in burrows, no cares.
    Oh what funny girls!

    Leghorns, Frizzles, Delawares too
    In nest box's they do lay.
    Rosecomb bantams and some Silkies
    Go a-chasing-down a cricket or two!
    Buttercup, Fayoumi, Rhode Island Red
    Chickens surround the farm!
    Mix in the showgirls with a turken or two.
    What a great flock of,
    What a great flock of,
    What a great flock of fun.
     
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  10. chickenworld

    chickenworld Chillin' With My Peeps

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