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Christmas Divorce

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Quail_Antwerp, Sep 11, 2008.

  1. Quail_Antwerp

    Quail_Antwerp [IMG]emojione/assets/png/2665.png?v=2.2.7[/IMG]Mrs

    Aug 16, 2008
    An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says,
    "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I
    are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

    "Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.
    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer" the old man says.
    "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this,

    so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.
    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
    "Like heck they're getting a divorce, she shouts.
    I'll take care of this."
    She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man,
    "You are NOT getting divorced!
    Don't do a single thing until I get there.
    I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow.
    Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"
    And she hangs up.
    The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife.
    "They're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."
  2. redoak

    redoak Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 27, 2008
    Russia, NY
  3. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 20, 2008
  4. fowltemptress

    fowltemptress Frugal Fan Club President

    Jan 20, 2008
    This joke NEVER fails to make me smile [​IMG]
  5. onebuggirl

    onebuggirl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 27, 2008
    That is great![​IMG]
  6. perfectly_polish

    perfectly_polish Overrun With Chickens

    Mar 1, 2007
    That was great [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
  7. chickenlover98

    chickenlover98 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 21, 2008
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  8. Chirpy

    Chirpy Balderdash

    May 24, 2007
    I've heard it before too, and still laughed out loud. Great joke! [​IMG]
  9. Sunny Chook Farm

    Sunny Chook Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 23, 2008
  10. Chicken_Lover4567

    Chicken_Lover4567 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 22, 2008
    Central Texas
    For a second me didn't get it, then, me got it. So now me say, it is hilarious! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

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