Christmas Divorce

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  1. Quail_Antwerp

    Quail_Antwerp [IMG]emojione/assets/png/2665.png?v=2.2.7[/IMG]Mrs

    Aug 16, 2008
    Ohio
    An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says,
    "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I
    are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

    "Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.
    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer" the old man says.
    "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this,

    so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.
    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
    "Like heck they're getting a divorce, she shouts.
    I'll take care of this."
    She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man,
    "You are NOT getting divorced!
    Don't do a single thing until I get there.
    I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow.
    Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"
    And she hangs up.
    The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife.
    "They're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."
     
  2. redoak

    redoak Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. chicken_boy_Kurt

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  4. fowltemptress

    fowltemptress Frugal Fan Club President

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    This joke NEVER fails to make me smile [​IMG]
     
  5. onebuggirl

    onebuggirl Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That is great![​IMG]
     
  6. perfectly_polish

    perfectly_polish Overrun With Chickens

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  7. chickenlover98

    chickenlover98 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    FUNNY!!!!!!
     
  8. Chirpy

    Chirpy Balderdash

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    I've heard it before too, and still laughed out loud. Great joke! [​IMG]
     
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  10. Chicken_Lover4567

    Chicken_Lover4567 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    For a second me didn't get it, then, me got it. So now me say, it is hilarious! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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