The Twelve Days of Poultry (12 days of Christmas with a humorous twist):
'On the twelfth yada-yada etc. My true love gave to me:
12 Lamonas Leaping
11 Ducks Dancing
10 Pied Calls Pie-ing
9 Mille Fleurs
8 Turkeys - er, there were eight turkeys, until we ate turkey...
7 Swans a-swimming
6 Geese a-laying
5 Gold Duckwings
4 Columbian Rocks
3 French Hens
2 Termonde Ducks
And a Partridge Cochin Bantam hen!
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'On the twelfth yada-yada etc. My true love gave to me:
12 Lamonas Leaping
11 Ducks Dancing
10 Pied Calls Pie-ing
9 Mille Fleurs
8 Turkeys - er, there were eight turkeys, until we ate turkey...
7 Swans a-swimming
6 Geese a-laying
5 Gold Duckwings
4 Columbian Rocks
3 French Hens
2 Termonde Ducks
And a Partridge Cochin Bantam hen!
If you have any similar jokes, post them here.