Cast One vote for either #1 or #2.
Cast two additional votes for #3 through #7.
#1
There once was a crazy old man,
Came up with a so simple plan.
He'd get a few chicks,
he thought just for kicks,
Now they're all over his land.
#2
There once was a little brown hen
who wouldn't be kept in a pen.
She'd fly to the top,
do 3 flips and a flop,
and find herself free once again.
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#3
There once was a rooster named Fred
He was not right in the head.
He chased the hens
and wrecked the pens
but he sure did taste good with bread.
#4
How do you stop this hatching addiction?
I wish somebody would tell!
The eggs are so pretty, the chicks are so cute,
surely DH couldn't yell.
I'll make him an omelet, with peppers and cheese,
to keep him preoccupied.
He'll never see me run for the 'bator,
with these beautiful eggs set aside.
My plan didn't work, it's the sofa for me,
But in three short weeks,
we'll have company!!!!
#5
There once was a hen named Kella
She liked to talk to the fella
that brought her some feed
and water indeed
Her favorite was corn that was yella.
#6
Slow arriving Spring
Broody hens sitting on eggs
Happy BYC
#7
There once was a chicken named Fran,
She really did hate every man
She balked all the day
and never would stay
so in the end she went in the frying pan.
Cast two additional votes for #3 through #7.
#1
There once was a crazy old man,
Came up with a so simple plan.
He'd get a few chicks,
he thought just for kicks,
Now they're all over his land.
#2
There once was a little brown hen
who wouldn't be kept in a pen.
She'd fly to the top,
do 3 flips and a flop,
and find herself free once again.
****************************************************
#3
There once was a rooster named Fred
He was not right in the head.
He chased the hens
and wrecked the pens
but he sure did taste good with bread.
#4
How do you stop this hatching addiction?
I wish somebody would tell!
The eggs are so pretty, the chicks are so cute,
surely DH couldn't yell.
I'll make him an omelet, with peppers and cheese,
to keep him preoccupied.
He'll never see me run for the 'bator,
with these beautiful eggs set aside.
My plan didn't work, it's the sofa for me,
But in three short weeks,
we'll have company!!!!
#5
There once was a hen named Kella
She liked to talk to the fella
that brought her some feed
and water indeed
Her favorite was corn that was yella.
#6
Slow arriving Spring
Broody hens sitting on eggs
Happy BYC
#7
There once was a chicken named Fran,
She really did hate every man
She balked all the day
and never would stay
so in the end she went in the frying pan.
