Classifieds -- funny

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  1. herefordlovinglady

    herefordlovinglady It Is What It Is

    Jun 23, 2009
    Georgia
    Classifieds -- These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper - a smile for your day....

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8-years old. Hateful little jerk. Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES:
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog..

    FREE PUPPIES..
    Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
    Father, Super Dog. able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
    Better be a big reward.

    COWS: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale..

    NORDIC TRACK
    $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

    GEORGIA PEACHES
    California grown - 89 cents/lb.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer $300.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
    Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

    And the best one?:

    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything
     
  2. paddock36

    paddock36 Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. greenfamilyfarms

    greenfamilyfarms Big Pippin'

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    [​IMG] I like the one about the cows.
     
  4. Keg

    Keg Out Of The Brooder

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    the first 3 made me laugh heaps!! [​IMG]
     
  5. herefordlovinglady

    herefordlovinglady It Is What It Is

    Jun 23, 2009
    Georgia
    Quote:that one was my favorite too. very creative folks wouldn't you say....
     
  6. Sassymygirl

    Sassymygirl Miss Equestrian

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  7. Princess Amri

    Princess Amri Is Mostly Harmless

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    I laugh every time I read those!
     
  8. lex381

    lex381 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    those are so funny [​IMG]
     
  9. melnjerm

    melnjerm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    HILARIOUS!
     
  10. silkiecuddles

    silkiecuddles FortheLoveofSilkies

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    Oh my goodness those are hilarious! :lau :gig
     

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