This thread was inspired by a need for bug spray. I had to leave my home and enter the world today. #1 - Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean YOU were meant to wear it. EXAMPLE - very old woman in mini-shorts and a halter top #2 - Check to see what you look like from the back before leaving the house. EXAMPLE - the same old woman happened to have butt-sag hanging BELOW her shorts and back-sag hanging over the back-strap of her halter top. #3 - If your belly extends out further than your boobs, do not wear a bikini top with your shorts in a department store. EXAMPLE - she was a young girl with several children around her, she easily tipped the scales at 250 pounds or more. Maybe she thought she looked sexy, but the rest of us threw up a little. #4 - If your feet are really ugly, don't wear flip-flops in public unless you're at the beach. EXAMPLE - unfortunately there were too many of these to list. Jeff Foxworthy once said," If your toenails are three different colors and NONE of them are polish - flip-flops are NOT for you." After being grossed out by the first 2 women I started looking at the floor - which was why I noticed just how disgusting some toenails are. I'm going to stay home for awhile in an attempt to regain my appetite. ???????Anybody else have one?????????