Contemplations of the Marendaric Underwear-related Bannyshment

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  1. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    I couldn't resist giving this thread an odd name. We, the Intellegence of the alleged COB, or later the BYCFMI, have decided to abandon our works, and the up-coming Operation MoonLaunch.

    We have already deployed a project, Publicity by Fear, which I, as the Intellegence's President, am calling off as of now. We feel it is decietful and a dishonest method to gain control just for the sake of restoring this forum and our own desires. We will not deploy Marionettes, either. I am hereby disbanding the COB, as well as the intellegence. I will also, for the sake of honesty and an interesting read and a shocking cover story, spill the beans.

    The Intellegence's first movement was to deploy Publicty by Fear, a project in which we were going to frighten the BYCers by leading an army of Marionettes (alternate accounts of the intellegence members that would have all been controlled by me) against ourselves, and winning briefly, before having the Marionettes 'Hijacked' (by the Intellegence) and telling the rest of the Rebellion to disband and join the COB (giving us more labourers). We were then going to proceed to Operation MoonLaunch, our plot to control the GJF forum of BYH (after we besieged GJF). After we had total control, I planned to deploy Operation Poultrimen, my goal to focally redirect this forum back to poultry.

    You, especcially the COB members who never heard of any of this, have probably wondered how we'd get control. By you, the Cob members. We told you that you'd have assignments you'd have to fulfill. So when we got a lot of you on the COB, we were basically going to assign whatever we desired. Control.

    Alas, this amazingly viable plan will not come to pass. It was wrong, and will you forgive us?

    Banny, President,
    BYC's Ex-Masons
     
  2. WooingWyandotte

    WooingWyandotte Overrun With Chickens

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    There - what he said.

    Will you forgive me?

    (no not Banny, but BYC)
     
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  3. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    Now all we need is to get Lidy and Mary to sign, and we can send in the contract - woops, wrong thread :p
     
  4. That was weird..
     
  5. chicklover16

    chicklover16 queen of flirts

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    I'm glad you dissbanned it because I was going to resign anyway
     
  6. WHat did he disband? I didn't read through the second sentence..
     
  7. chicklover16

    chicklover16 queen of flirts

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    The inteligence
     
  8. oh.. Ok :)
     
  9. JPchick 29

    JPchick 29 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    What on earth?
     
  10. Ducks and Banny hens

    Ducks and Banny hens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 22, 2011
    On a little Farm.
    I'll spell it in short form., Woo, Lidy, and I came very close to literally controlling BYC, but we abandoned that due to three guilty conscienceseseses.
     
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