I self nominate but am open to new nominations..... I'm so much a poultry addict...I really need help...BYC is not the place to come to handle this....Where's my online support group...Where.....Because I meant to stay like 5 minutes here this morning and I'm still on BYC! Okay, I'm going to go until noon without logging on again....mmmmm Can I do it.....MMMMM, I have someone I need to help with a hatch, will they call me or should I call them....mmmm, I need to clean the goat barn....I gotta milk the goats.They are dancing by now. Well, this is not the longest posting i've made,,,,,here it is from this morning: https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=2893648#p2893648 Did hubby tripple up the coffee in the coffee maker or by grabbing the first cup, was I over caffeinated, was it the 50 chickens in the front of the bedroom that woke me up this morning....Am I water logged from the rain....LOL.... HAHAHA, I want to see the longest poster...I know it's out there somewhere. Have a happy and blessed day!