Corny Jokes

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by yankeedoodle300, Oct 10, 2011.

  1. yankeedoodle300

    yankeedoodle300 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 22, 2011
    Chicken Heaven
    Post the corny-est joke you know!

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the other side!

    ( I know its REALLY corny, but that's kinda the point! )
     
  2. kuntrygirl

    kuntrygirl Reduce, Reuse, Recycle

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    What did the lawyer name his daughter?

    Sue


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  3. yankeedoodle300

    yankeedoodle300 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 22, 2011
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  4. yankeedoodle300

    yankeedoodle300 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 22, 2011
    Chicken Heaven
    I Want CORN! ( Corny jokes )
     
  5. what is a lawyers favorite snack? Suet (wild bird reference)
     
  6. yankeedoodle300

    yankeedoodle300 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 22, 2011
    Chicken Heaven
    i NEED corn! [​IMG]
     
  7. bustermommy

    bustermommy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?



    You run around and around till you're all pooped out.

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  8. ChickiKat

    ChickiKat Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 10, 2011
    Eastern Kansas
    So there was the annual corn parade the other day. It was led by the Corn Colonel and the whole band played by ear.....
     
  9. yankeedoodle300

    yankeedoodle300 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 22, 2011
    Chicken Heaven
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the other side!

    Thats a classic!
     
  10. Prisserbabe

    Prisserbabe Chillin' With My Peeps

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    The chicken coop
    It smells like up dog!
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