I accidentally bought six BB white Turkey's this spring from TSC for a $1 ea..I've never had cable to watch shark week. Which is a shame. I'm a sucker for animal pseudo science stories (I mean, the real science kind too, but I love a good animal narrative) and Shark Week would be right up my alley. XD
As it stands I'm just going to have to stick to my dinosaur/prehistoric animal-based sci-fi video game. I can tame Megalodons in that and ride on them. Maybe I'll tame one in honor of shark week. Start naming them after BYC shark week enthusiasts.
Keep them in a big dog kennel and transfer them to a fenced in area I move around everyday. Right now to a area in my garden that's wicked weeds. Shake a can of feed and they will follow me anywhere like the pied piper. Every day they remind me of those Velociraptor's on Jurassic world