Cows, Constitutions and the 10 Commandments

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  1. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

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    C O W S

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls . But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

    T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

    T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
    You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
     
  2. B. Saffles Farms

    B. Saffles Farms Mr. Yappy Chickenizer

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    Thanks for posting that. That is so true. [​IMG]
     
  3. BigByrd24

    BigByrd24 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That is so true.. [​IMG]
     
  4. PurpleChicken

    PurpleChicken Tolerated.....Mostly

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    NICE!!!!
     
  5. Amyable

    Amyable Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Sad but true. I love pithy comments.
     
  6. Davaroo

    Davaroo Poultry Crank

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    That's me - Full of Pith.
     
  7. bluey

    bluey thootp veteran

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    amen bro' [​IMG]
     
  8. dacjohns

    dacjohns People Cracker Upper

    Miss you Davaroo.

    I second the OP.
     
  9. TheOLDNewChick

    TheOLDNewChick I'm an original

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    I'd love it even more if it weren't so true.
     
  10. chickenannie

    chickenannie Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I didn't want to laugh, but it made me.
     

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