Craziest/Weirdest/Dumbest things people have said about our farm animals/products/chickens/eggs/meat

Discussion in 'Chicken Behaviors and Egglaying' started by WinterChicks, Jan 28, 2015.

  1. WinterChicks

    WinterChicks Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Well, I had a bantam start laying a couple days ago, and I brought the egg into my parents and said we got another egg!
    They looked and said 'that's not an egg!!'
    'cause it was so tiny LOL

    ***PLEASE DON'T GET OFF TOPIC
    ***This is a CHILD FRIENDLY thread.

    Thank you!
     
  2. 7 Biddies

    7 Biddies Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Oh, goody! My favorite thread just got shut down for people going off topic and getting overwrought. :rant Maybe we can get this thread going in it's place.

    Hey, Blooie! You out there? Bring the popcorn over here.
     
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    7 Biddies Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I got an egg once that was the size of a jellybean. Literally! I kept it b/c it's so unique. People say the same about it.
     
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  4. Blooie

    Blooie Team Spina Bifida Premium Member

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    Enola has the popcorn. And I promise I'll try to be good. However, if someone gives me an irresistible straight line, all bets are off!
     
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    7 Biddies Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Everyone has their own special talent. :D
     
  6. ChickenFox

    ChickenFox Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Yay! I was sad to see the other thread get locked. Alright I'll help get the ball rolling.
    I was showing my showgirl to my friend the other night and this is pretty much how it went:

    Me: Meet Turkey! ( picks up the showgirl)

    Friend: Kinda small for a turkey isn't it?

    Oh no she's a chicken. I just named her turkey.

    So she isn't a turkey?

    Nope that's just her name.

    You named a chicken turkey?

    Yep

    (She looks at Turkey) Shes a chicken that looks like a turkey but isn't a turkey but is a chicken named Turkey?

    .....I think. Now I'm confused...

    :) not sure if this conversation exactly qualifies but my boyfriend got a kick out of it.
     
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    7 Biddies Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Yay! I was sad to see the other thread get locked. Alright I'll help get the ball rolling.
    I was showing my showgirl to my friend the other night and this is pretty much how it went:

    Me: Meet Turkey! ( picks up the showgirl)

    Friend: Kinda small for a turkey isn't it?

    Oh no she's a chicken. I just named her turkey.

    So she isn't a turkey?

    Nope that's just her name.

    You named a chicken turkey?

    Yep

    (She looks at Turkey) Shes a chicken that looks like a turkey but isn't a turkey but is a chicken named Turkey?

    .....I think. Now I'm confused...



    Say whut?
     
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  8. ChickenFox

    ChickenFox Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Lol Turkey is a partridge showgirl who seriously reminds me of a turkey for some reason.
     
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  9. WinterChicks

    WinterChicks Chillin' With My Peeps

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    LOL, wow that's TINY!
     
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    WinterChicks Chillin' With My Peeps

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    lol! That's funn!
     

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