Creative No Trespassing Signs....

[SimplyMe_AngieD]

Our new home is in a neighborhood, but my back gate also opens up to a public park. This pocket of the neighborhood is nice, but the surrounding area is a little rough. The park offers easy hiding in the brush from those hiding from the 'po-po".

I don't want to scare the neighbors, but I also don't want trouble makers thinking they can have access to my yard. So I am trying to come up with creative warning signs.

One I saw and really liked said

"Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord. Trespassing is faster"

I also am thinking of one that says

"The dog is the least of your worries. Beware of the gun."

and

"My guard rooster can make it to the fence in 3 seconds. The bullet will probably reach you sooner. Do you really want to risk it?"

Can you all think of any others?

 

[Boyd]

if you can read this, you are in range..

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

No trespassing
Biohazard.
........................
Trespassing here
is hazardous to
your Biology.

 

[Randy]

No Trespassing
Violators Will Be Shot
Survivors Will Be Violated

 

[TinyChickenLady]

I have one at camp that says:
No Trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Some people laugh at it. Others take it very seriously LoL

 

[bt03]

Quote:

Use that one! Use that one!!

 

[chicmom]

I recommend one of those cute signs, plus a lock for the gate!

 

[Chicken Rustler]

This property protected by shot gun 3 nights a week. Guess which 3!

 

[thechickenchick]

Quote:

Use that one! Use that one!!

My favorite too!

Although I do love the gaurd rooster one too!

 

[P-Funk]

I can't upload the poster I wanted to, wrong file type. It has a picture of a German Shepard and says "I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds, can you?"