Our new home is in a neighborhood, but my back gate also opens up to a public park. This pocket of the neighborhood is nice, but the surrounding area is a little rough. The park offers easy hiding in the brush from those hiding from the 'po-po". I don't want to scare the neighbors, but I also don't want trouble makers thinking they can have access to my yard. So I am trying to come up with creative warning signs. One I saw and really liked said "Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord. Trespassing is faster" I also am thinking of one that says "The dog is the least of your worries. Beware of the gun." and "My guard rooster can make it to the fence in 3 seconds. The bullet will probably reach you sooner. Do you really want to risk it?" Can you all think of any others?