Creative No Trespassing Signs....

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by NotSuperWoman, Aug 15, 2011.

  1. NotSuperWoman

    NotSuperWoman Songster

    Aug 14, 2011
    My Humble Manor
    Our new home is in a neighborhood, but my back gate also opens up to a public park. This pocket of the neighborhood is nice, but the surrounding area is a little rough. The park offers easy hiding in the brush from those hiding from the 'po-po".

    I don't want to scare the neighbors, but I also don't want trouble makers thinking they can have access to my yard. So I am trying to come up with creative warning signs.

    One I saw and really liked said

    "Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord. Trespassing is faster"

    I also am thinking of one that says

    "The dog is the least of your worries. Beware of the gun."


    "My guard rooster can make it to the fence in 3 seconds. The bullet will probably reach you sooner. Do you really want to risk it?"

    Can you all think of any others?
    Last edited: Aug 15, 2011

  2. Boyd

    Boyd Recipient of The Biff Twang

    Mar 14, 2009
    if you can read this, you are in range..
  3. rebelcowboysnb

    rebelcowboysnb Confederate Money Farm

    No trespassing

    Trespassing here
    is hazardous to
    your Biology.
  4. Randy

    Randy Songster

    Mar 12, 2009
    No Trespassing
    Violators Will Be Shot
    Survivors Will Be Violated
  5. I have one at camp that says:
    No Trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
    [​IMG] Some people laugh at it. Others take it very seriously LoL

  6. bt03

    bt03 Songster

    Mar 1, 2011
    Over the rainbow...
    Quote:[​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Use that one! Use that one!!
  7. chicmom

    chicmom Dances with Chickens

    Feb 24, 2009
    Strasburg Ohio
    I recommend one of those cute signs, plus a lock for the gate! [​IMG]
  8. Chicken Rustler

    Chicken Rustler Grabs em n runs

    This property protected by shot gun 3 nights a week. Guess which 3!
  9. thechickenchick

    thechickenchick Born city, Living country

    Mar 8, 2008
    Eaton, Colorado
    Quote:[​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Use that one! Use that one!!

    My favorite too!

    Although I do love the gaurd rooster one too!

  10. P-Funk

    P-Funk Songster

    Feb 20, 2011
    I can't upload the poster I wanted to, wrong file type. It has a picture of a German Shepard and says "I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds, can you?"
    Last edited: Aug 15, 2011

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